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February 2014 How old is a cat in human years? Owners are infatuated with the question. And so are cats. According to the Cat Calculator: 1-month-old kitten = 6-month-old human baby. So my first ‘birthday’ would be at 2 months? No, read on. 3-month-old kitten = 4-year-old child. So my birthday is every three weeks, then? No, read on. 6-month-old kitten = 10 human years old. Oh, it’s every 2 1/2 weeks, Right? No, read on. 8-month-old kitten = 15-year-old human. Now it’s every 2 weeks. Uh, no, read on. A 1-year-old cat has reached adulthood, the equivalent of 18 human years. Back to 2 1/2 weeks, by rough count. But not quite. 2 human years = 24 cat years. Now it’s every 4 weeks. Humans can’t count straight. Read on. 4 human years = 35 cat years. What? Now it’s almost 6 weeks per ‘year.’ 6 human years = 42 cat years. All of a sudden it’s almost every 8 weeks. Please, some human make up your mind. Read on. 8 human years = 50 cat years. 8 weeks, give or take. 10 human years = 60 cat years. 8 weeks. 12 human years = 70 cat years. 8 weeks. Close to nine. 14 human years = 80 cat years. 9 weeks. 16 human years = 84 cat years. 9 weeks. Averaged out, I can live with my ‘human birthday’ every nine weeks.  So stock up on my cat treats, cat food, cat toys, cat-nip, cat rubs, cat petting, cat forgiveness … in other words, cat birthday parties EVERY NINE WEEKS, please. Maybe this Cat Calculator isn’t so bad. *Use the Cat Calculator above to determine your cat’s human years. And be sure to celebrate those ‘birthdays’!
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