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The Big Owner and his wife are getting restless. They are constantly fawning over me. Every time they see me I am showered with hugs and squeezes, pats and pets, kisses and - ugh - warm human nose-rubs. I'm not an Eskimo. But the humans have stepped up their appreciation of me as of late. I get double helpings of food, and I'm back to sleeping under the Big Owner's allergic nose. I want for nothing, and get away with everything. I think they are breaking down. But what I mean by breaking down is that I think they are toying with the idea of....OMG...after a long year of suffering...adopting a kitten! CAT DIARY...excerpts from my cat's diary. by Mark Mason The original book that started it all, a world-wide favorite. $2.99 S

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